Birthday Candle

One of life’s greatest burdens is birthdays. Ugh, birthdays! And if your own birthday weren’t bad enough, you’re also expected to get birthday gifts for your friends. It’s enough to make you retreat to a cave somewhere with no calendars marking the inevitability of aging. But wait! Before you do that, check out this candle! It’s the perfect birthday gift for anyone who is both literate and old enough to be responsible around candles. Fragrance: birthday cake.  Outside color: green